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OBAMA EATS ROMNEY’S DOG 

WASHINGTON – the Doggy Wars between Romney and Obama escalated.  Romney left his dog on his car roof and… Barack found a meal!

The Dog War between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Mitt Romney is officially out-of-control.   another rogue Secret Service team was sent to Romney’s campaign headquarters and reportedly stole a Republican campaign dog, Huckabee.   many assumed that Huckabee was being held captive by the DNC, but WWN has learned from sources close to several Washington dogs, that President Obama ate the dog for lunch today.

“He had a Huckabee burger,” said a White House aide.

The Romney camp was quick to respond.  They stole Obama’s dog, Bo, and put him on the roof of a campaign bus, but Bo jumped down and ran back to the White House.

Meanwhile, the President was complimenting the Huckabee burger.  ”best dog I ever had,” Obama reportedly told a White House waitress.

Democrats and animal rights advocates have criticized Mitt Romney for years because of the way he transported the family dog when he took his family on vacation in the early 1980s.

Romney placed the dog – an Irish setter named Seamus – into a crate and strapped it to the top of the car for a 12-hour drive from Boston to Ontario. At one point, Seamus got diarrhea, which required Romney to pull over to the side of the road and wash off the windshield.

New York Times columnist Gail Collins and groups like “Dogs Against Romney” have spotlighted the incident, arguing that it provides an unflattering insight into Romney’s character. to the frustration of the Romney campaign, it’s gotten enough traction that Romney and his wife Ann were asked about the story during an ABC News interview this week. Ann Romney said in the interview that Seamus “loved” the experience of being in the crate and that it was “a kinder thing” to bring the dog with the family than to leave him in a kennel.

The counterattack began when President Obama acknowledged he ate dog as a child.  Mr. Obama wrote in his memoir “Dreams of My Father” that he was “introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)” while living in Indonesia between the ages of six and ten. Wrote the Daily Caller’s Jim Treacher: “say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth.”

The War on Dogs is officially on.  Better keep your dogs at home… Romney and Obama might be coming for them!

The Obama Dog-Eating Fark Thread

Posted by: Oscar on Wednesday, April 18, 2012, 16:13

UPDATE: This thread needs some theme music, dontcha think?

An alternative…

You didn’t think we were gonna let this go, did you?

So Jim Treacher from the Daily Caller decided to jump on this business about the Obama people and their media suckups giving Romney a hard time about making his dog ride in a crate on the roof of his car one time. And Treacher found a pretty interesting passage in Obama’s book Dreams from Some Guy Who Lives In my Neighborhood.

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: one day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Natch, of course, we also have narration from Obama saying thanks to the audiobook of  Dreams from Some Guy Who Lives In my Neighborhood…

And Treacher GOES OFF on Obama. Just brutal…

“So what? it was a long time ago,” you say. “He was a lot younger. Customs are different there. He was just doing what his stepfather told him. And hey, you can’t even prove that the dogs were ever left on top of a car, you racist.”

Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself, libs. Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth. And whenever you bring up the one, we’re going to bring up the other.

It’s no fun when we push back, is it? That’s why it’s so much fun.

Update: I know the Secret Service has a lot to deal with right now, but are they protecting Bo? from Obama, I mean.

Update: Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.

Which of course set off a Twitter bomb. Don’t think this is gonna go away soon – it’s waaaaaaaaay too much fun…

And Treacher again, with the last word (I dunno how you beat this Tweet)…

So we’re gonna have to contribute to this. And we’ve got a few things to get started with here…

This is startin’ to look like one of those proliferations…

This might be the best one…

This one’s kinda subtle…

And there’s this…

Oh, and then there’s one we cooked up…

UPDATE: Y’all like this one?

UPDATE: now there’s a Dogs Against Obama Tumblr page. Some highlights…

UPDATE: This is a great country full of extremely talented people.

UPDATE: And there’s this…

UPDATE: how about this one?

UPDATE: Mmmmmmm-mmmm-mmmmore…

UPDATE: And a bit more…

UPDATE: Obama likes his waffles…

And you know this thing wouldn’t be complete without Hitler weighing on it…

UPDATE: And by the way, the talkin’ dog has an opinion, too…

And then we have this, which isn’t a fark but it does offer ideas for Obama’s birthday party…

One hell of a cake, huh?

UPDATE: it was a matter of time before somebody figured out how to make a buck off this…

UPDATE: This ain’t right.

UPDATE: And another…